Sarcastic Mom
Monday, December 10, 2007
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Dear Blogger,
You were better than Myspace, and so I came to you in September.
But you are not better than other things, such as donkey balls.
While we were courting, I was very fond of you... you showed me so many new things! However, the more time we have spent together, the more I realize that you are just not mature enough for me. You're always pulling immature pranks and doing rude things.
It is obvious from the way you've been acting lately that you don't like my friends very much either, and a girl's significant other has to like her friends.
Plus, you are totally cheating on me with Google. Don't even try to hide it.
I've met someone new who fulfills my physical (yeah, I said it) and emotional needs in a far superior way. That someone lives at Wordpress, and goes by the name Sarcastic Mom Dot Com. I think we are going to be very happy together.
So, Blogger, it is with great joy that I bid you adieu.
(Man, I'm glad I never let you get past 2nd base.)
Love,
Lotus:)
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