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Monday, November 19, 2007
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37 comments:
Oh God, I hope Davey doesn't poop in the tub. I fear I might blog about it and seem like a copy-cat.
As for the exploratory surgery, Davey's been doing something different. I think he's testing the fat density of my thighs, what with the way he digs his itty-witty toes into them.
Oh super nasty! this was always a secret fear of mine. I have one of those super sensitive gag reflexes, and frankly, no matter how much one loves their child: poop is poop...
They say it's different when it is your own child..... :)
you gotta love his exploratory surgical technique.
and poop in the tub? oh ew.
OMG that is freaking hilarious. Very thankful oldest child only poo'd once or twice in tub and youngest I have high hopes this will never happen. A mommy can always dream.
ok seriously i cannot wait to read the rest of your blog after your first post! my oldest (who is now 7) used to totally pooh in the bathtub EVERY SINGLE TIME.
hysterical. why do they do that????
I guess he was relaxed? My boy never pooped in the tub; little G, well she did it twice, and once when she was in the tub with her brother! That was fun!
He's is a darn cutie though. Did he blame it on the fish?
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
We've managed to only have one tub pooping episode per kid, which isn't too bad.
I bite my babies' nails. It's safer than cutting them and I always have my mouth with me, unlike those little nail clippers which are generally lost.
Ahh the Nip and Tuck me into bed routine. I wouldn't stress to much about the poop in the tub, he'll probably outgrow it by the time he's a teenager. Please stop showing me pictures of Braden's crapulance. I'll pay you...
Ohh you left out the neck pinch of razor claw death!
With 2 kids... it has happened to us. TWICE in the whole of the last 4.5 years. So... there's hope it won't happen TOO OFTEN ;)
Misty, I was like you. But now poop doesn't really faze me. Unless it's the super stinky type.
btw, TAGGED YA.
always hated the poop in the tub, thankfully that's way behind me.
another great post!
Blech. Maya went through a phase of tub pooping. We weren't sure if we had the filthiest tub in town (used as a toilet, after all) or the cleanest (scrubbed nightly with all kinds of clorox products). Gosh, I'm glad those days are far behind us.
Good thing kids are so darned cute, huh? Who else would we allow to poop in our tub NIGHT AFTER NIGHT?
Your poor face! Ouch!!
My son pooed in the tub every single time water touched his skin for several months. I considered not bathing him...but I don't think anyone around us would have appreciated that!
I consider poop a mom's domain but welcome to photohunt from all us grown up poopers.
Oh my. Ick.
Ah. I posted my poop tub story for WW. Glad I'm not the only one, but sorry Lotus. It sucked shit. I know lousy pun, but still EWW.
Your boy is a MAD pooper! LOL! It makes me giggle! My boy never pooped in the bathtub...Thank God!
lol what is it about poop eh? i feel lucky i've never been the one bathing Zack when he's pooped in the tub!
LOL - eeewww... one of my fears too but very funny when it happens.
Thanks for the laugh, oh my God!
My son did that a few times. My poor hubby gagged. SO guess who had to clean it up!
I posted about getting abused by my son on Sunday. He jams his fingers in my mouth and tries to rip out my teeth, taking my lip with them. Owie!
Braden + Bath = Too Cute!!
oh god! I was laughing at the exploratory surgery as I've been subjected to a lot of that myself lately, but I was completely unprepared for the photos of poop...
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Ewwwwwww! Photographic evidence of poo in the bath!!! LOLOL, That'll be a great one for his 21st!
Love the surgeon's work!
You've put the fear in me. I will avoid ever washing Amos again. haha.
Wow...and I thought the Discovery Channel covered it all.... I'm sure you have enough data to fulfill one of their poop documentary's ;)
I hope you're recovering well from surgery. Have you had to take any pain meds?
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, I coudn't help myself. We haven't had a poo in the bath. Yet.
The exploratory surgery? Amy seems to think that opening my mouth to get to the food inside is good fun. My eyelids need enlarging by pulling and Mummy's ears need pulling and poking at all times.
Not to mention what she does to my nipples.
I remember those times! Surprisingly, rather fondly!! No serious these are the best days of your life!! Once they get older, they get snotty and drive you insane. Though they do stop pooing in the tub or at least I don't have to clean it up if they do.
Oh no, code brown! We've only had one of those so far and boy am I feelig lucky. Yuck!
I long for the days when Aidan doodies in the tub. So far, in his 9 1/2 months of existance, he has yet to do so. Amazing, huh?
I can relate to you on the Exploratory Surgery on my face episodes. The other day his finger went into my eye socket and when it came out a little spittle of eye fluid came flying out, too. I was sure my eyeball was damaged, but apparently it's a lot harder to damage your eyeball.
Miss C was never a tub pooper. But Miss A...ugh! And because they bring like 8 million freaking toys into the tub I had to bleach 'em all and throw them in the dishwasher. Gross. I should probably throw them all away but then all holy hell would ensue.
I LOVE LOVE that photo of Braden in the bubbles. That is awesome.
Great photo in the bubbles... But that next photo? Warning warning warning!!!
hahaha....My David used to poop every time he was in the bath when he was about 15 months and up. Something about the warm water I guess! The trouble being that he and his older brother Sean always took their baths together. I usually put them in the tub with bubbles and cleaned the bathroom and hung up and put away things in my bedroom which was right next door, so I was right there, but not necessarily standing over the tub. I always knew when David did his 'dirty little deed' by the blood curdling scream Sean let out. I would go in to find Sean up on the edge of the tub in the corner screeching while David sat oblivious playing in the bubbles. Sean always was a fastidious little guy and that floating and sinking brown stuff was just too much for him. I never did quite get how he managed to grip the walls and balance on that back corner of the tub or why he didn't just climb out and get his towel.
As soon as blog-city quits messing with the site and I can access my blog again I'm adding you to the list of "Poopsie" award recipients. :)
Here's ya go. :)
http://lisaschaos.blog-city.com/heres_the_poop.htm
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