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Monday, November 26, 2007
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I HAVE MOVED.
The Lowdown
- Lotus Carroll
- I'm a sarcastic mom ready to share my views on the simultaneous joy and hell of being a new mommy, a wife, and living my life in general. Anything's game. Getting offended is a possibility. Laughing is required . . . . Sarcastic Mom Dot Com
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139 comments:
Cool! I came by to check out Weekly Winners and just realized I had missed the deadline this week. I'll be sure to join next Sunday.
I do love these shirts!
One of the best blog post titles ever.
Jules
House of Jules
I want to know what kind of bra you are wearing. Your boobs don't look anything like socks with oranges in them.
Love the tshirts.
Hahahahaha... You crack me up woman...lol.
cheers kim..
p.s I have linked so YAY YAY I am entered twice lol hehehehe
I don't care about the shirt. I mean it's cute and all, and please enter me in the give-away, but HOLY SHIT, look at your rack! Stalkers Love Racks. I'm your stalker. I love your rack. Is that bi-sexual in nature. You bet your rack it is!
;)
That is some rack!
Agree with Veronica, need to know the maker of your bra. No socks with oranges to be found in that rack.
Oooh, LOVE your rack, I mean, your shirt!
Oooh! Pick me! Pick me!
(Yeah, I know I'm not a mommy yet. Whatev.)
OK, pick me!
you crack me up.
Yes yes yes! Nice rack, btw.
Love these shirts!!! Count me in.
Love your rack! Mine looks more like the ones in the pics on their web site! haha
I'm linked, two time entry please!!! :-)
So cute, I'm game. I will try to mention this in my blog this week.
pick me pick me!
and btw, nice rack :-D
Cute shirt! And, you do have a fabulous rack.
I heart your rack. I so love hugging other women with a rack - it's much more comforting than being only squishy one in the hug.
This totally excludes an aunt who had a boob job back at the dawn of time - she felt like hugging two baseballs. Ouch.
I'm speechless Lotus. How could you stoop to such a basic, salacious, heaving, bouncing, fabulous ploy to drive traffic to your.......huh? where am I? I think I just blacked out for a second.
A great title to draw in readers, I'm sure. Love the shirt.
LOL! I am glad my boss didn't walk by - luckily he's in Taiwan.
You are hysterical!
Your rack is amazing! The shirts are cool...but YOUR RACK is AMAZING! I'm with Veronica...I need to know what kind of bra you wear...and if there's a give-a-way for one of THOSE!
Muah!
Ummm my rack is too big for this t-shirt!!!
I had to beat Mr. Hot back with a baseball bat and now there's drool all over my freakin' keyboard Lotus. Geez.
I think I deserve one of those shirts just for having to put up with that! Maybe it will help my rack, er, measure up.
Great shirt, very funny. I think I know a couple moms that would love one of these, myself included.
Aww, those are precious! My mom would like the laundry one.
Cute shirt - I'm entered. See ya.
I ((heart)) your rack
I even said so here:
http://moxie-mom.blogspot.com/2007/11/lotus-said-it-best.html
smooch
Let's try this again:
http://moxie-mom.blogspot.com/2007/11/lotus-said-it-best.html
DAMNIT
LINK YOU MOTHER ((BEEP))
I'm linking you and the contest, so please add my name twice.
I also linked to you:
Here
Whee. Rack-a-licious.
Cute shirts!
I am stealing the word screamalicious.
I was all like this is going to be some spice rack when I clicked on your twitter. I like to think of it less as a dream and more thankless servitude.
Interesting TShirt line! But I must say many of those can reflect a new wife too, not just a new busy mom heh. But the shirts look awesome and so do you in them heh.
~Julie http://velvet-rose.net
child bearing does have its benefits, i suppose!! :) however, my rack is a bit of annoying now. i can't even button my old t-shirts!! and my son is 2!!
Stopped by from Ms. Hot. Love the t-shirt. Very cool.
Fabulous post header, too.
Heidi
Nice rack Lotus! And nice shirt too!
You have a lovely rack...that is prize enough :)
Cute shirts!
Bradley
The Egel Nest
LOL! I love the shirts!!
Oh My Bob! I want one! I also want a rack to go with it. Can I get one of those too?
Nice Rack!!!
QUOTE: Remember when you were pregnant for the first time, and dreaming of the wonderful motherhood journey you would experience? You were going to have a little bundle of joy and raise and nurture him/her to be a happy, loving child... living happily ever after, etc (damn html)
Just for clarification, I spent the first several months thinking "This is going to fucking hurt."
Enter me twice, please.
Screw the shirt... can I get your rack? Mine is looking weird these days! haha. Just kidding of course. I do love the shirt though! I'm linking you :D
Thanks for all the entries, guys! They really are AWESOME shirts!
And DOUBLE thanks to all you cool and groovy cats who are linking to this post. YOU RAWK.
And TRIPLE thanks to all the swell compliments on My Dirty Pillows! They are giddy with all the love.
PS: Sheryl's post doesn't work for me... but this is her link:
Need A Great Rack Wrap for Christmas?
Peace!
Love the rack. Must have the shirt. Please?
Awesome shirt. And oh, that post title. Heh.
I could use a new shirt without any burb stains. Yahoo. PICK ME! Pick me!
I just wandered over from Libby's. Great blog you've got here! I'm all in favor of debunking myths of motherhood. It's not all hilarious by a long shot, but at the end of the day (when they're sleeping), it's good in a way I never could have imagined.
Nice Rack! LOL! I love the shirts!!! Count me in for this giveaway!
Ideally, I would like my old life back, but if that can't be arranged, a t-shirt might soften the blow. And nice rack!
Oh! I want one! Me!
What a fun contest-- thanks for letting me try!
Love those shirts.
How can I get a rack like yours without having to pay $5000 a boob? You're smokin'!
I shrank after ballooning up to lovely C's while pregnant and nursing. To smaller than my AA. There's no justice.
wait. i was supposed to have dreams beyond piles of laundry, vacumming and burning dinner while a child hung from my arm?!?!?
I so love the shirt with the mom on the phone with the kid hanging on! Just add three more kids hanging on and that could be me.
Thanks for the laughs!
the t-shirt...cute. the bra...need one. after 3 kids, mine cant' even be considered a rack, anymore...they're more like...ankle warmers. so, i need the bra...does it have a crank in it, to shift those suckers back up to where they belong?
ok...thanks...
Yes, I want one, umm...I mean two - wish I had your rack! Mine is sagging after nursing two kids for 3 plus years! And the t-shirt would be nice too :) Great post!
Hey Lotus, thanks for fixing my link. I'm such a dork.
Ha! A woman's work is never done! I so need one of those shirts!
Sure, I'll link bac to ya!
Holy smokes, look at all the comments! I'll join in and say nice rack as well, but know I'm saying it not just to win a t-shirt. :)
Here's hoping I win--although my rack isn't as splendid as yours!
There really is no hope that even these super-cute t-shirts will improve my rack, but I'm comfortable with that. That being said, PICK ME! PICK ME!
my contest post, for your enjoyment
Awesome rack!
My rack is totally gone. Another of the sad truths of mother-hood!
Nice rack!
Out of curiosity, if I comment once, but include the link to my post that links to yours, does that still count as two entries? Or do i have to comment twice?
Count me in!
Your rack is awesome. I love the tee.
I've seen these shirts around the blog world, and damn if I wouldn't love to have one to wear proudly!
I just hope my rack looks as good in one as your does!
OMG I so need that shirt. I just added baby #2 to the household...and let's just say I deserve a new shirt. :)
Love these!
When I was pregnant with the first, I entertained visions of nursing my newborn in a peaceful dimly lit room. I was wearing a flowing white gown, a serene new mother, the perfect picture of maternal bliss.
Reality: Trying to cram my boob into the mouth of a shrieking newborn while sobbing my way through a roll of toilet paper. Oh, and the flowing gown? *snort* Try ratty old softball shirt belonging to Hubs.
you crack me up!
If we win a shirt, isn't that just more laundry?
*giggle* That's GREAT! I want one!!! Will it make MY rack look that good?!?!?! Huh? Will it?
Hmmnnn...my rack is much...lower these days. At this rate I'll be able to play croquet with them in a couple of years...
your blog is so funny, and I love the shirts!
If it will make my sad rack look like yours, I'm in.
Love the title!!! Where can I get a bra like yours? I need help really bad!!!! COunt me in, I need the T shirt. I need it really bad!!!!!
Love the shirt--the mounds--of, er, laundry it displays.
Great shirt!
The hotfessional sent me. I didn't google "check out my rack"
Although it's nice to be reminded of what I used to have.
Before they clunked to the ground.
Nice rack. Enter me in!
--HH
That looks like a great shirt and LOVE the color!
Crap- I just read through the first few comments, and I see that Mishi is presenting herself as your #1 stalker again. When will she get the message? I mean- geez. What's it going to take for her to realize she's been outdone? Gah.
Mishi- I implore you. Give it up girl. I'm the stalker now. Me.
heh heh.
-HH
I've seen these shirts before, and love them. Winning one would add to my "mom" collection (including but not limited to my "Hot Wife" shirt from dadgonemad.com and my "Lead Actress in a Family Drama" from milfbrand.com) I also linked to you(www.danawhitaker.typepad.com/milfinprogress)
I only wish my chest could look as good in the shirt as yours does.
Comment here! Thank you!
Nice rack!
Sorry HH, I'm the #1 Stalker. What will it take for you to get this through your skull. GEESH.
Hi Lotus, Love your rack, still!
I'd like a cute shirt for my rack!
Well, count me in twice, girl, and come on over to see why I won, regardless. :)
What awesome t`s!
here is my link
Mighty Morphin Mama
Here is your love letter my sweet. If I am not the biggest stalker, I must at least be the most loved one.
Also, I linked to this post. YAY me.
Wow, 89 people want that t-shirt. I don't stand a chance, but wanted to say hi anyway!
Doesn't "secret agent" imply some kind of "spy-like intelligence"? I mean re-aa-ll-yy. Gah.
-heh.
I don't know what's funnier. The shirts or the fact that you took, like, 90 pics of your boobs and showed them on the great internet.
Those shirts crack my ass up. Must go examine them more closely since, ya know, at this rate? The liklihood of winning is slim to none and they are so something I should own.
funny title! i so need one of these rockin' shirts!
Here's my second entry.
http://robinced.blogspot.com/2007/11/just-3-more-posts.html
Love the shirt!
Love the shirt!
Oooh! Enter me twice please! Just linked to your post.
I just love the cooking one. Oh, misery. Oh, bliss.
Really cute shirts! (And cute rack! Great post title!)
Cute T-shirt - my daughter in law is a new mommy and just learning what the dream is all about :)
She would love it.
I posted a link to my blog
http://michellescreativetreasures.blogspot.com
this rack is much nicer to look at than the ones on the dead deer coming down the freeways recently.
My rack fell long ago:(
Your rack .. er I mean post ... left me almost speechless. Here is what I managed to say.
I just tripped upon your blog...it's brilliant (and the pics are my life!). TFS...I've linked you up here: http://stampinwhenican.blogspot.com/2007/11/digital-scrapbook-freebies-2007-11-27.html
You are a riot & have a fun blog. I've gotta have this t-shirt (even though I'm not going to look anywhere near as cute as you in it:) Thanks for the chance to win.
Awesome t-shirt. Nice rack, too. I already did my nablopomo post for today, so I'll post a link back here tomorrow, 'kay?
GREAT t-shirts! Oh, and you have the kind of rack I can only dream about! LOL!
Great title for the picture! I saw this and said...she's my type of stamper here. I have to have one of these. I would be proud to one! Now my rack might have move down some, but there are always those stores like Victoria Secret that could help me out!
Thanks for a chance.
cmeyers@hughes.net
MY BFF has twins and I would love to win one of these tees for her!!!!
Very very cute! (the shirt that is!)
OMG!!! I have to have one, or all of these shirts!! This is my first time visitng your blog and I love it!! I really identify with what you are saying and it is so much fun to sit in front of my computer and laugh!! Thanks!
Cheryl KVD
Oh, how perfect! Please count me in for the drawing. Thanks!
I love these shirts! I love the one with the mom on the phone making food with the kid hanging from her! thats my life in a pic!
I love your site. And love the t-shirt! I posted a link in my blog.
criskrinkle.blogspot.com
I loves me some pink t shirts. Your rack ROCKS. MY GOD, woman.
Mentioned in a post and duly linked!
Love this blog.
Love that shirt.
Love your rack.
(oops, did I actually say that last one?)
hi! LOVE THE RACK! No, I don't have boob envy at all! I've posted your pick w/a link back to here on my blog, come check it out!
Thanks!
Bobbie :)
hi sm! nice to meet you :)
thanks for the nablopomo invite.
please come visit me + enter my giveaways too on my blog at http://modmom.blogspot.com
Love the shirt and what a great RAK. Thanks for the chance!!
You don't need to send me a shirt if my comment gets picked by the Great Number Generator, Charlie Brown. I just wanted to ogle your chest a bit longer.
Lovely shirt and what a nice rack for a mom. Mine are just starting the middle age sag. Is that like the middle age spread?
I have a 2yr. old and a 2 month old. The first day I was home alone with them they both pooped at the same time. I just looked at the both of them and said "and so it begins."
Seen via Imaginary Binky. Cool-o-rific shirts ;)
Defently sign me up.. and Im sure the boys are enjoying the pictures. LOL
I blogged ya
http://contestaddict.blogspot.com
I'd love to win, however, I doubt my rack will do it the justice that your rack has.;)
This mom to 5 kids would LOVE to win!!!! Thanks! :)
I'm totally in!
cool shirt
I'm living it and loving it....count me in!
Sooo cute! Please count me in!
Am I too late? No, no, it's 10:39... so it's all good.
BTW, lovely rack. :)
please count me in :)
What a dream. I had that dream and lived it already. Mine are gone from the house now but the chaos is still there, trust me! Great T-shirt!
Nice tshirts.
I might be qualified to wear it one day.
Love the shirt!
I definitely want one.
Sleeping Mommy
Just did a post about your giveaway with a link back:
http://sleepingmommy.com/?p=442
Now, PICK ME!
Sleeping Mommy
I think I made it before midnight, with 30 minutes to spare.
would love a shirt!
Uh, that last comment by Bryan was actually me. My husband is not so creepy that he would be staring at your great rack. I just couldn't remember the password to my own blogger account.
Sorry if I freaked anyone out!
Super cute shirt I could proudly wear :) Thanks!
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